You: おげんきですか
Stranger: Holy...
You: i know, i know.
You: i get that all the time.
Stranger: Oh shit, you're not even Chinese or Japanese or Korean or anything like that.
Stranger: You're white, huh?
You: Lol, no I am actually Filipino
You: however
You: i can be white.
You: close enough?
Stranger: I'm Italian.
You: well then
You: how will this work...
Stranger: Idk, can you handle an Italian?
You: that depends on how heavy you are
You: and if you're at a temperature below 75 degrees
Stranger: Like 4.5 inches.
You: ...well then.
You: this is awkward
You: i'm gonna... step slowly backwards
You: there's a door behind me, right?
You: ..fuck
You: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE DOOR?
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: MOTHER
You: FUCK HELP
You have disconnected.
Nov 8th